The Reason for School

Not to sound like my friend Mr. Lightbulb, but apparently the reason our kids go to school these days is to learn how to RAISE MONEY. They sell Entertainment Books, they sell gift wrap paper, they sell cookie dough, they sell food....
True bit of dialogue heard from the back seat of the van:
DD#1: So, I want to sell enough that I get an alarm that tell people to stay out of my room. It says "intruder alert!" if someone goes into my room. That would make you stay out of my room, wouldn't it?
DD#2: No.