how to bowl when you're 5
1. pick a purple ball because purple is your favorite color.
2. stagger up to the foul line because the purple ball weighs almost as much as you do.
3. set the ball down.
4. gently tap it toward the pins.
5. run back to your pizza because you're afraid someone is eating it in your place.
6. ignore the fact you bowled a strike.
2. stagger up to the foul line because the purple ball weighs almost as much as you do.
3. set the ball down.
4. gently tap it toward the pins.
5. run back to your pizza because you're afraid someone is eating it in your place.
6. ignore the fact you bowled a strike.
posted by 1anonymousmom at 4:44 PM
5 Comments:
Yes, isn't that always the way it is? Practice, focus, and determination are overrated.
A strike! That's awesome! One time when I went bowling with Mason, Noah, and Ariel Mason would run to the lane roll the ball while sitting down. Everytime he did it he got a stike. I guess the crazer way the better chance you have at a strike.
Oh, you have me laughing, because I can just picture the 5-year old you are referring to. Did you recently attend a birthday bowling party to capture this performance? CMgirl
A strike! Wow! I went bowling with Mason, Noah, and Ariel once and Mason would run to the lane and throw the ball while he was falling to and indian style sitting position. He made a strike every time! I think the crazy way you throw the ball the better your chances are to roll al strike.
Sorry I left the same comment twice...I didn't think it worked the first time...
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