My Decrepitude Continues Apace

So, I go to the groc store today to pick up a few hoohahs, including a case of water and a backup jug of Tide. I take my purchases out to the van, open up the hatch, and what do I see? A case of water and a backup jug of Tide that I bought 3 days ago and was too lazy to carry into the house.
So, if you're thirsty, or ya got dirty clothes, come on by.